- Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
- Son: I smoked weed, dad
- Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
“I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.” —Maya Angelou (via celestialfaun)
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for